Population | 1.219 billion |
Currency | pound |
Animal | cobra |
The Free Land of Tho Eass is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 1.219 billion Tho Eassians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.
The very strong Tho Eassian economy, worth 63.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,324 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,005 per year while the poor average 4,819, a ratio of 59.8 to 1.
Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tho Eass's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tho Eass is ranked 25,401st in the world and 878th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,591.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tho Eass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Primitive.
- : Tho Eass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Tho Eass's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Tho Eass's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Tho Eass's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Tho Eass's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Tho Eass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Tho Eass, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Tho Eass, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Tho Eass, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.